▲ 472 ▼ rule (lemmy.world) submitted 2 years ago by tourist@lemmy.world to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] M500@lemmy.ml 34 points 2 years ago (1 child) I think he prefers the more formal term; finger blasting. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 years ago (2 children) The first thing that comes to mind is... 4th finger on the left hand? Finger Blasting the V with that? He might not recognize it, but that's a good guaranty for birth control. Plus, dude must have some weird flexibility. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago Could be all of the fingers at once too permalink fedilink source parent [–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) If she asks for a third finger it can be hard to avoid putting no. 4 in there. It's either 2,3,4 or 1,3,4. 1,2,3 is awkward, and anything involving 5 but not 4 is asking for a broken pinky. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Ringmasterincestuous@aussie.zone 4 points 2 years ago Haha omg.. I tried to read this out to my wife but couldn’t keep my shit together while reading it out.. completely ruined it.. 🤷🏻♂️ guess you had to be there.. 😂 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 years ago (2 children) The first thing that comes to mind is... 4th finger on the left hand? Finger Blasting the V with that? He might not recognize it, but that's a good guaranty for birth control. Plus, dude must have some weird flexibility. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago Could be all of the fingers at once too permalink fedilink source parent [–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) If she asks for a third finger it can be hard to avoid putting no. 4 in there. It's either 2,3,4 or 1,3,4. 1,2,3 is awkward, and anything involving 5 but not 4 is asking for a broken pinky. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Ringmasterincestuous@aussie.zone 4 points 2 years ago Haha omg.. I tried to read this out to my wife but couldn’t keep my shit together while reading it out.. completely ruined it.. 🤷🏻♂️ guess you had to be there.. 😂 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago Could be all of the fingers at once too permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) If she asks for a third finger it can be hard to avoid putting no. 4 in there. It's either 2,3,4 or 1,3,4. 1,2,3 is awkward, and anything involving 5 but not 4 is asking for a broken pinky. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Ringmasterincestuous@aussie.zone 4 points 2 years ago Haha omg.. I tried to read this out to my wife but couldn’t keep my shit together while reading it out.. completely ruined it.. 🤷🏻♂️ guess you had to be there.. 😂 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Ringmasterincestuous@aussie.zone 4 points 2 years ago Haha omg.. I tried to read this out to my wife but couldn’t keep my shit together while reading it out.. completely ruined it.. 🤷🏻♂️ guess you had to be there.. 😂 permalink fedilink source parent