If your president needs an armoured golf buggy when visiting an allied country, you may want to rethink your choice of president.

Whatever. Epstein.

If the people of Scotland, of all places, have a problem with you, you should reevaluate your life choices.

Of course he won’t though.

He likes golf as he only likes to play holes from 1 up to 18.

Scottish person here: Everyone hates him, especially after what he did in Aberdeenshire. We're pissed off that the First Minister is meeting with this bawbag.

Cool cool cool. Release the files.

Punk bitch. Pedo rapist.

He cheats at golf as well.

As if you needed further proof that this thing is the antichrist, he's riding around the opposite of the pope mobile

I like how about 70 times a round he needs to leave the air conditioned comfort and stand verrry still, outside, for a few minutes at a time. That's more a risk than yahoos with placards will ever pose.

In other news: GTA VI release delayed, Rockstar says it needs more time to incorporate new ideas from reality, ensuring the game stays relevant with the current day and age. /s

Sounds like the Scottish want to see the files too.

more shit the Americans have to pay for by getting stupid with their voting

Epstein Epstein bo bepstein cabana fanna fo febstein fee fi moe mepstein...Epstein!!!

I was in the area of his golf course near Aberdeen earlier this year. I also noticed a lot of the farmers collect the farm dung and move it, probably to a centerlized place to be processed.

my idea was to pay some of these drivers to leave a few mounds of the shit next to the signs directing you from the freeway to the golf course. And then maybe a drop a few more in strategic areas so that the smell finds its way to the course.

My reactions in order:

“Oooo… where can I get this armored UTV?”

“Damn, it’s not an armored UTV. Rifle-rated armor would probably be too heavy anyway. Author sucks.”

googles armored UTV

“Helloooooo The Armored Group!”

I like that the attempt on him last year has him in at least enough fear to implement a backup in case it happens again. At least there's that tiny slice of retribution for being terrible.

Golf force one... 🤮

Here's hoping everyone gets a hole in one on this golf day?

A goddamned armored golf cart.

That sets a new personal record of my 'most out of touch, elitist thing someone can have or do'.

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Well, Scotland basically did invent sniping, so it does make sense that a man with a tiny penis fragile ego, who's been targeted by at least two snipers, would want some protection on a series of giant, open fields...

... at least it isn't painted gold.

smdh

You know he's gonna have to get out of that buggy at some point.

His get away cart.

I'm sorry, but if someone opens fire on Taco in chief and isn't a Maga apologist or false flag, they're going to make those shots count. It would buy him time if he lucked out, but not much

A buggy doesn’t do him any good if he’s outside of it taking a swing. If he’s that scared, why is he even out playing golf?

Where is the bubble around him when he gets out of the thing. I assume that’s next on the list?

Is he afraid someone is gonna start chucking all the Epstein files at him?

Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, big strong leader y'all got there.

Government efficiency at its finest