Space Elevator! Just in time for Kessler Syndrome!

They just can’t be seen driving anything less than a brand new Bronco.

Off ramps don’t work for self dug pits.

You should have created FlappyBird

*woman

So… you are saying Uranus smells like your anus?

*Niño

Let your soooouuul glow 🎶

My best fiend. No contest.

Well, they are cheaper than gas.

Have you not been paying attention? We gave up democracy in 2024 for cheaper eggs.

I sure hope so. My wish is that they curtail presidential powers to an almost ceremonial level. No immunity, no pardons, no executive orders. While in office and direct or indirect income other than the presidential salary should be relinquished and full public availability of tax and business records will be a requirement.