Capitalism favors the efficient use of resources and labor. Without capitalism, we would not have a smooth and efficient society with the comforts we enjoy!

(I feel icky writing this. Big cognitive dissonance here.)

It's the only system that works

"Free markets are the most efficient way of allocating resource resources"

"How do you measure efficiency?"

"I don't know"

"Having money is nice, I want to have a lot of money because I love spending money, and I want my personal freedom regarding the way I spend my money. I work hard for my money, and so do others. That leads to innovation and progress and is the only way to preserve freedom. Therefore, I support capitalism, and therefore, I am a capitalist."

The free market is much more efficient and better for the public.

I think we can all agree privatiation of pretty much everything didn't work out that well

Capitalism = Freedom. We are slaves to the system, and escape is near impossible.

Probably not the most, but:

“Capitalists are job creators.”

The jobs will exist with or without them.