Well, everybody told them. Many times. And also pointed and laughed.

Canada really isn't that much better.

what?? fuck you, you're not supposed to be a good person, you asshole!

Depends on what stickers he has on the back of id tell him

Me too. In fact it really should say, "You could tell him... or you could just be an asshole."

I have learned in my life that the more I just tell people the answer the fewer opportunities they have for learning. Much of my knowledge comes from personal exploration and knowing when I need to ask for help and I’ve decided that I need to allow others to do that, too, and if I don’t I’m just taking that from them.

In this case they’d probably get a “you sure about that?” and that’d be the end of it. They’re only going to hurt themselves, it’s not like they’ll get anywhere far, so this is a great chance for some learning.

/ throws popcorn at the ground

Without know this we don't have enough context to assess the situation

If you tell them they're only going to do something equally or more stupid in the future. If you don't they will learn their lesson, albeit the hard way.

I may not be a great candidate for parenthood...

I would love to know the actual story behind this picture. It probably is something logical, but we have zero context to understand what it could be.