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I had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda... (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 years ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Actually it was more of a Fanta- Sea.

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[–] 14 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (1 child)

I'll be using this very soon. Thank you

Update: my 10yo and my wife didn't get but the two teens day was ruined.

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    • [–] 4 points 3 years ago

    Got an eye roll from my husband. Mission accomplished.

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    [–] 4 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Who loves orange soda?! Kel loves orange soda.

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    • [–] 4 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Do you know what Dr Pepper's degree is in? Theoretical Fizzics.

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    • [–] 3 points 3 years ago*

    Is this the real life?

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    [–] 3 points 3 years ago

    Hate to crush your dream.

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    [–] 2 points 3 years ago*

    REM - Orange Crush

    https://piped.video/watch?v=_mSmOcmk7uQ&t=0

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    [–] 1 point 3 years ago

    Isn't that the plot of Evangelion?

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