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[–] 31 points 2 years ago

Magnum PSI is a fantastic name

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    [–] 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    This will remove any poop off your but, along with some of your skin.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    I have a tiny kettle pressure washer that I got at a yard sale for $25. That will remove the poop and a little skin. Magnum PSI will make sure you never need to clean shit from your ass again.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I know this is a meme, but I ran into this same issue and it was due to the fact that the length of the tubing between my wall and toilet was too long. Once I got a shorter tube the pressure went up significantly.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I have the opposite problem. You have to just barely turn it on.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

    Can confirm. Dingleberries are a thing of the past for me thanks to that. Also I am now assless.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    It’s worth a try. Nothing worse than a dirty asshole

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Just watch out for surprise water inflation

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Ayyyy Tony Tony chopper! Not really related, but I love that fuzzball! Lol

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  • [+] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    There's a 35 buck one on amazon that works pretty good

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Blow out your butthole!

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  • [–] -4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    This cannot be the best lemmy has to offer. This os a ok joke at best. If this is truly lemmy's peak, this place is doomed.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    Lemmy's biggest issue is content. At least OP is adding something to the table. You are welcome to find better quality content yourself and post it here. I would give you an upvote.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)
  • [–] -3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    So I can't have an opinion if I don't post? I'm here to waste time, I don't really care if lemmy lives or dies.

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  • [–] -1 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    I never said you can't have an opinion. I was however implying that your critique is meaningless since you don't have any of your own posts. Would you trust a person with no medical training/experience at all to do brain surgery? Probably not. Which means their critique of an actual brain surgeon doesn't matter.

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  • [–] 0 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Cause yeah posting memes and brain surgery are two activity requiring the same amount of skill... What's next? You can't talk about basket if you don't play in the nba? Can't critique shitty fast food unless you got a michelin star? That's such a dumb opinion..

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  • [–] 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)

    This cannot be the best lemmy has to offer. This os a ok joke at best. If this is truly lemmy's peak, this place is doomed.

    The main issue is that you're just whining. If you wanna call that "critiquing" then sure but it's definitely not constructive so there's 0 value in your comment. It looks especially worse coming from someone who has never posted.

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  • [–] -1 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I'm hoping my feedback helps actual posters to curate better material. I will probably never post, it's not what I'm here for. I will continue to have opinions whether you like it or not.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Your feedback can be summarized as "you suck OP and you're ruining Lemmy." There was 0 intention of helping lol

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    I'm really not trying to help. As I said earlier, I don't really care if this place lives or dies. It's a place to waste time.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago* (1 child)

    I'm hoping my feedback helps actual posters to curate better material.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    You really don't get it, but that's ok.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    Na the issue is you have short term memory and forget what you write, but that's ok.

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