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[–] 28 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Using 100% of your brain .... AKA a Grand Mal Seizure

Here at Risa, that sounds about right

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    In my headcanon, Q squished Nagilum between his metaphorical fingers for being so impotent as to kill a life form on a whim without possessing the capability or forethought to restore them (for further amusement). Then he brought Ensign Haskell back who rotated out to a new assignment as Lieutenant.

    Yep.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago
    [–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Kirstie Alley was assuredly not using 100% of her brain.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    If we're 100% what is Daystrom? Or even shittydaystrom?

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    Daystrom is about the normal 10 to 20% ... Shitty daystrom is probably 50% which is about the point where you start drooling but still consciously functional.

    Risa is 100% and we're convulsing on the floor waving our hands around and someone duct taped a mouse to one hand and gave access to a keyboard on the other.

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  • [+] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
    [–] 4 points 2 years ago*

    Maximize your brain power by firing every Neron at once: https://piped.video/watch?v=-kdkFJa2VJM

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago