I thought that was a joke about the Spanish name “Jesus.”

Nope!

Reading the whole Bible (not just the feel-good parts) is what did it for me!

The art and writing are somehow worse.

Was subjected to this shit too.

I've seen too many chick tracts to get tricked by this one! Oh god I've seen too many chick tracts.

Ronny feels good about himself.

That whole pamphlet is creepy as fuck.

• The President looks like she would praise the lord while you get punished for "being not faithful enough" or some shit
• The Mum in the Mother/Daughter photo smiles like a shark before a good meal
• The adult man in the first box of the comic strip has the look of a predator fixated on Ronny
• The face of the child in front of the PC says "let me out of this crazy cult which put a tie on me for home school"
• In the description of the 4 elements of the "Reading Enhancement Program" the word "drill" is used a total of 8 times.
• During the "Service Adventure" (something like a int'l exchange program to help/proselytize to the poor unwashed masses in mexico) the person from Thailand said that he learned survival skills like eating new tastes of food and drinks, sleeping on the floor and learning carpentry and sewing (the last two things are at least useful)
• The most important thing for impoverished children around the world isn't food, water, a safe place to sleep and education, but... the Gospel of Jesus Christ!

Wait what, last I knew it hadn't even started yet.