Many people are saying Viktor Autobahn, who invented highways, is a Turkish Delight. Bigly people. You wouldn’t believe it. They come to me and they say “Mr. President Sir, have you seen what he’s doing with the cars and the trucks? He’s got them driving on roads and it’s wonderful.” And I say of course! The cars need roads tremendous roads and that’s why when I win in 2024 I’m going to build so many highways and roads and streets. The democrats said “let’s not have streets, we need to drive horses” can you believe that, folks? They were going to take away the roads and the driveways and we weren’t gonna have any more hotdog carts because there’d be no streets! You want a hot dog you can forget about it. The democrats weren’t going to let you have any hotdogs.
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How come it's Biden and not Turnip who has the 'too old and senile' tag in the media?
The photo, Mr. Trump is doing the "Double dick jerk off" impression
I'm not sure if he is declining or about the same? At least he got the names right this time. I would half expect to hear about "President Arby's of Nambia" or some shit.
To be honest, at least Orbán IS a leader. So he got it somewhat right. Which is good for a four year old.
He gets them confused because turkey makes him hungry
I know he said a lot of dumb shit in his life, but this feels like he's mentally degrading even further.
Why, oh why did the lions of Antarctica elect this clown their king.
Just too hard to keep track of all these different fascists and authoritarians guess.
Ok, this got a good laugh out of me. He's a funny fellow, this orange clown.
Viktor Orban loves Thanks Giving
orban kinda looks like a turkey by now, so i guess that's where the confusion comes from.
Well of course he did and of course his rabid, uneducated followers believe every word he said.
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