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[–] 420 points 2 years ago (1 child)

The guy being more upvoted is the most Reddit thing

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  • [–] 82 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Homie, that "guy" is also a woman

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  • [–] 244 points 2 years ago (54 children)

    You mean women are people who knows how to navigate to a website, sign up for accounts, and express our own points of view on different topics? How could this be possible?

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    [–] 184 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    Fake + gay

    Women are a rumor

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    [–] 154 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    poor guy spent so much time on reddit that he forgot women exist

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    [–] 133 points 2 years ago (14 children)

    There are no women on the internet

    /s

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    [–] 131 points 2 years ago* (7 children)

    People always forget about the rules of the internet.

    Rule 29: On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.

    Rule 30: Girls do not exist on the internet

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    [–] 94 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    It was fun when I read a reddit story and at the end realize I was imagining the wrong gender. Then I would reread the story and it made a lot more sense, like a movie with a twist ending and flashbacks to previous scenes.

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    [–] 84 points 2 years ago (26 children)

    Dating is different for gay people? Since when? I'm gay and dating is a neverending slog of trying to find one decent functional adult in a sea of jackasses. How is this different?

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    [–] 80 points 2 years ago (31 children)

    I mean, the irony is that there are even less women on lemmy than on reddit so like...

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    [–] 75 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    The updoots tell a harrowing tale.

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    [–] 67 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Back in the day we had a rules of the internet and they were clear: there are no women on the internet. So you are not fooling me

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  • [–] 59 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Wait! Girls EXIST on the internet ‽‽‽ /s

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    [–] 58 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    Ah yes, the old "I reject your reality and substitute my own".

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    [–] 57 points 2 years ago (10 children)

    I've noted that for some reason society in general seems clueless that women actually exist

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    [–] 56 points 2 years ago

    My homie need to go touch grass

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  • [–] 53 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Nah dude liking dicks is hella gay

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    [–] 49 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Does... does this mean we finally killed heteronormativity? /j

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  • [–] 34 points 2 years ago

    Sorry but the upvotes determine the truth here.

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  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago

    What's red's username? PM_ME_YOUR_TITS?

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago

    This genius and his two sock puppets are really crushing the comment section. You always have to insert a lol in order to convey the levity of your position when shitting on the plebs from a great height.

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    What is a woman?

    Clearly not that dude!

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