The guy being more upvoted is the most Reddit thing
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You mean women are people who knows how to navigate to a website, sign up for accounts, and express our own points of view on different topics? How could this be possible?
our own points of view

Fake + gay
Women are a rumor
Top 5 Creatures of Folklore according to Redditors:
- Chupacabra
- The Jersey Devil
- Bigfoot
- Mothman
- Women on the internet
There are no women on the internet. Men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.
poor guy spent so much time on reddit that he forgot women exist
There are no women on reddit. Only men, the FBI, shills, and the occasional dog who learned to type.
I would love to meet a typing dog. I wonder what it would be like.
There are no women on the internet
/s
The Internet, where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.
There are no women on the internet
!https://i.imgur.com/f2rLQ.png
People always forget about the rules of the internet.
Rule 29: On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.
Rule 30: Girls do not exist on the internet
Which is weird when you think about Rule 31: Tits or GTFO—the choice is yours.
And to that I say...

It was fun when I read a reddit story and at the end realize I was imagining the wrong gender. Then I would reread the story and it made a lot more sense, like a movie with a twist ending and flashbacks to previous scenes.
Women are a liberal lie
Dating is different for gay people? Since when? I'm gay and dating is a neverending slog of trying to find one decent functional adult in a sea of jackasses. How is this different?
I mean, the irony is that there are even less women on lemmy than on reddit so like...
Im a woman so
There are dozens of us! Dozens!
there's at least the two of us
The updoots tell a harrowing tale.
Back in the day we had a rules of the internet and they were clear: there are no women on the internet. So you are not fooling me
Can confirm. The moment my wife opens a web browser, her breasts invert, a beard grows out and a massive shlong replaces her lady cave.
Wait! Girls EXIST on the internet ‽‽‽ /s
Ah yes, the old "I reject your reality and substitute my own".
I've noted that for some reason society in general seems clueless that women actually exist
Nah dude liking dicks is hella gay
Does... does this mean we finally killed heteronormativity? /j
yay, we replaced it with more ?masculinormativity? :D.
This genius and his two sock puppets are really crushing the comment section. You always have to insert a lol in order to convey the levity of your position when shitting on the plebs from a great height.
What is a woman?
Clearly not that dude!
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