Useless people vote.

You can always be a scapegoat 😀

Always remember: If you think your job is useless someone somewhere is installing turn signals into BMWs.

Don't forget: Everyone can be a patsy, and everyone has kidneys.
You're not as useless as you think!

No one is entirely useless

This is my superpower.

I only ask that if you make this your life motto that you let other people know that you're useless.

I know too many people who spend an inordinate amount of energy convincing other people of how valuable and useful their presence will be only to completely and totally be useless because they are intentionally useless people.

I'm not talking about accidentally useless people.

I'm not talking about unintentionally useless people.

I'm talking about willful and intentionally useless people.

Donald Trump proves that's a lie...