Whatever it is, I hope it’s painful.
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Well, this is better than what immediately came to my mind when I read 'lumps in Trump's pants', at least.
Maybe leg braces, but I'm betting it's catheter bags. Taco Don switched from diapers.

Sorry about the Twitter link,, but here is him stumbling up the stairs. It could be either or both.
Here's an alternative frontend:
https://xcancel.com/i/status/1931814713039409478
It seems his shoe just simply caught the lip of the stairs. I think it's most likely caused by wearing shoes too big for his feet, since it would hurt his ego to have smaller feet.
Mud flowed up in lump's pajamas
He totally confused all the passing piranhas
He's lump, he's lump
He's in my head
He's lump, he's lump, he's lump
He might be dead
Unfortunately his clothes always fit so terribly so who the fuck knows
I hope his legs fucking snap like twigs under the immense weight of his obese, fascist body.
I'm concerned he might be in good enough health to last the next 3 and a half years
I'm not concerned that his health is poor, I'm concerned that his health is good.
MAGA is a cult of personality, there is no #2. He holds100% of the power. When he reaches room temperature, there will be a massive insider battle for control, but it will be for naught. NOBODY will follow anyone but HitlerPig himself.
Instead, MAGA will transition to a religious sect, and literally worship HitlerPig as a God, or at least as a prophet.
Please be dying, please be dying, please be dying.
Please let Joe Biden outlive this sack of shit.
Leg brace, leaky colostomy bag, tomato, tomahto.
Let's call the whole thing off.
Please let Cheeto Hitler collapse on camera. A pathetic slump would be the perfect bow to wrap all of this in, sooner than later. Cyanide and a self-headshot would display infinitely more conviction and accountability than today's version could ever muster.
He doesn’t deserve medical aids. He should beg from the floor.
(1st term) Dude got rushed to a private floor of a hospital, with a dozen doctors on call just for him, when he fucked around with covid and we all bailed him out! For him to then come out and tell others not to be afraid of the virus. From the party looking to take health care away from millions. I mean, where to begin?
They are officially Weekend at Bernie's-ing him. They have a exoskeleton propping his ass up.
My lumps, my lovely trumpy lumps
I am concerned about his health...not being poor enough. Obese piece of shit.
Besides they aren't leg braces, those are the extra strong straps for his shit catching suit he has to wear for when his adult incontinence panties start to overflow.
Come on massive stroke I got a lot riding on ya.
It has to be a stroke big enough to take out Vance and Johnson at the same time, and fuck up the chain of succession.
Based on the rule of "it's always projection with these guys", I'm going to conclude elon just did a shitty job on his robot after executing trump.
Ideally, he has a stroke when he sees people protesting his little dick parade.
Americans not electing presidents that poop their pants challenge: Impossible
Please be dying. God, I will do so much more to improve the world if he's gone...
It's just bone spurs.
I have never seen the word "concern" used so incorrectly.
I hope Trump lives long enough, that we can Nuremberg Peter Thiel and other leaders of Project 2025. The odds of that go down if the neoconfederates have an effective leader.
Those fuckers make me wish that Death Note was more than just anime.
So he has become too fat for his legs?
Isn't it just the stilt system he uses to make himself look taller? Part of the reason why he always stands pointing out his ass like he is about to take a shit in your general direction.
Speedrunning the decline, when do we get to the "dead in a ditch on fire" part?
Dead hanging upside down from a gas station awning would work just fine too
His catheter bag maybe.
So what would cause lower-extremities weakness and urinary incontinence? More mini-strokes, perhaps?
I can only imagine his medical team is made up of various mad scientist types as any decent healthcare professional should be refusing to treat him. Do no harm. ✌️😉
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