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[–] 208 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Whatever it is, I hope it’s painful.

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    [–] 123 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Well, this is better than what immediately came to my mind when I read 'lumps in Trump's pants', at least.

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    [–] 57 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Maybe leg braces, but I'm betting it's catheter bags. Taco Don switched from diapers.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Sorry about the Twitter link,, but here is him stumbling up the stairs. It could be either or both.

    https://twitter.com/i/status/1931814713039409478

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Here's an alternative frontend:

    https://xcancel.com/i/status/1931814713039409478

    It seems his shoe just simply caught the lip of the stairs. I think it's most likely caused by wearing shoes too big for his feet, since it would hurt his ego to have smaller feet.

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    [–] 43 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Mud flowed up in lump's pajamas
    He totally confused all the passing piranhas
    He's lump, he's lump
    He's in my head
    He's lump, he's lump, he's lump
    He might be dead

    Unfortunately his clothes always fit so terribly so who the fuck knows

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  • [–] 43 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I hope his legs fucking snap like twigs under the immense weight of his obese, fascist body.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I'm not concerned that his health is poor, I'm concerned that his health is good.

    MAGA is a cult of personality, there is no #2. He holds100% of the power. When he reaches room temperature, there will be a massive insider battle for control, but it will be for naught. NOBODY will follow anyone but HitlerPig himself.

    Instead, MAGA will transition to a religious sect, and literally worship HitlerPig as a God, or at least as a prophet.

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  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago

    Please be dying, please be dying, please be dying.

    Please let Joe Biden outlive this sack of shit.

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  • [–] 34 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Leg brace, leaky colostomy bag, tomato, tomahto.

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago

    Please let Cheeto Hitler collapse on camera. A pathetic slump would be the perfect bow to wrap all of this in, sooner than later. Cyanide and a self-headshot would display infinitely more conviction and accountability than today's version could ever muster.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    He doesn’t deserve medical aids. He should beg from the floor.

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  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago

    (1st term) Dude got rushed to a private floor of a hospital, with a dozen doctors on call just for him, when he fucked around with covid and we all bailed him out! For him to then come out and tell others not to be afraid of the virus. From the party looking to take health care away from millions. I mean, where to begin?

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago

    They are officially Weekend at Bernie's-ing him. They have a exoskeleton propping his ass up.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    My lumps, my lovely trumpy lumps

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    [–] 23 points 1 year ago

    I am concerned about his health...not being poor enough. Obese piece of shit.

    Besides they aren't leg braces, those are the extra strong straps for his shit catching suit he has to wear for when his adult incontinence panties start to overflow.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Come on massive stroke I got a lot riding on ya.

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    [–] 22 points 1 year ago

    Based on the rule of "it's always projection with these guys", I'm going to conclude elon just did a shitty job on his robot after executing trump.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Ideally, he has a stroke when he sees people protesting his little dick parade.

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    [–] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Americans not electing presidents that poop their pants challenge: Impossible

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    [–] 17 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Please be dying. God, I will do so much more to improve the world if he's gone...

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    [–] 17 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I have never seen the word "concern" used so incorrectly.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I hope Trump lives long enough, that we can Nuremberg Peter Thiel and other leaders of Project 2025. The odds of that go down if the neoconfederates have an effective leader.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    Donald Lump.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    So he has become too fat for his legs?

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    [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    The tinshitman

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Isn't it just the stilt system he uses to make himself look taller? Part of the reason why he always stands pointing out his ass like he is about to take a shit in your general direction.

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    [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Speedrunning the decline, when do we get to the "dead in a ditch on fire" part?

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    [–] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    So what would cause lower-extremities weakness and urinary incontinence? More mini-strokes, perhaps?

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    [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    I can only imagine his medical team is made up of various mad scientist types as any decent healthcare professional should be refusing to treat him. Do no harm. ✌️😉

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    LET'S GO DARWIN

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