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[–] 36 points 1 year ago (1 child)

I don't necessarily hate dual bars. What I do hate is burning all my ultimates or potions or whatever to take that last chunk of health off to secure the kill. Realizing I now have to kill the boss again yet without those extras, is what kills me.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Claire Obscure was so fucking good

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Estuans interius
    Ira vehementi
    Estuans interius
    Ira vehementi
    Sephiroth
    Sephiroth

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Burning inside with
    Violent anger.
    Burning inside with
    Violent anger.

    Sephiroth!
    Sephiroth!

    Burning inside with
    Violent anger.
    Burning inside with
    Violent anger.

    Sephiroth!
    Sephiroth!

    Fate- monstrous
    And empty.
    Fate- monstrous
    And empty.

    Burning inside with
    Violent anger.
    Burning inside with
    Violent anger.

    Sephiroth!
    Sephiroth!

    Come, come, Oh come,
    Do not let me die.
    Come, come, Oh come,
    Do not let me die.
    Come, come, Oh come,
    Do not let me die.
    Come, come, Oh come,
    Do not let me die.

    Glorious and Noble...
    Glorious and Noble...

    Sephiroth!

    Edit: Full Latin Lyrics for the curious.

    Estuans interius
    Ira vehementi.
    Estuans interius
    Ira vehementi.

    Sephiroth!
    Sephiroth!

    Estuans interius
    Ira vehementi.
    Estuans interius
    Ira vehementi.

    Sephiroth!
    Sephiroth!

    Sors immanis-
    Et inanis.
    Sors immanis-
    Et inanis.
    Estuans interius
    Ira vehementi.
    Estuans interius
    Ira vehementi.

    Sephiroth!
    Sephiroth!

    Veni, veni, venias,
    Ne me mori facias.
    Veni, veni, venias,
    Ne me mori facias.
    Veni, veni, venias,
    Ne me mori facias.
    Veni, veni, venias,
    Ne me mori facias.

    Gloriosa Generosa...
    Gloriosa Generosa...
    Gloriosa Generosa...
    Gloriosa Generosa...

    Sephiroth!

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    If you hear Shakira, you're also in trouble.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    I ate a raw Carolina Reaper the other day and suddenly heard Black Speech.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    It's hard working in an office environment.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I’ll do you one better, a guitar solo comes on.

    Hades’ third phase is a banger.

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    [–] 10 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    We've seen 3 phase boss battles. Maybe even 4.

    Where's the game with a 10-stage boss battle? I wanna yell "WHY WONT YOU JUST DIE?!" after he gets up for the 6th time in a row.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    maybe the 10 phase boss battle was us, the players all along. you die to a boss and you show up at their doorstep once more, while they are thinking “HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON”

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Oh the hate for the two health bars.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Spider-Man 2 has a cool thing where every single boss has at least 3 health bars technically. You beat it the first time and then a cutscene, then you beat it a second time and you get a cutscene, and then you beat it for a third time and you again get a cutscene.

    The final boss is especially annoying, where it does that same thing but just 10 times (no joke).

    The fights play out pretty similar too, which doesn't help.

    But I still loved the game!

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    And then your life flashes before your eyes as they do a massive attack that either instakills you or deals 99% damage.

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  • Hades comes to mind...

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (14 children)

    If he/she is a boss, where are their employees? Not a boss, no employees.

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    [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    When the boss battle starts, but the villain is singing.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    singing liberi fatalis, or fighting fate.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    "Oh, cool, a Titanite slab :D" "Why is Father Ariendel speaking...?"

    "WHY IS GEAL STILL HERE????"

    "AAAAAAGGHHHHHH"

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago
    [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    I reject your reality and substitute my own: when you’re a demon and you hear “KARR EN TUK” coming from over the hill

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Or it's chiral bells and suddenly you're experiencing Yoko Taro's newest mindfuck addition to Drakengard/Nier (as a FFXIV fan the Nier raid final boss was awesome, JS)

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