Can't we all just eat how we want

Sure bro, just tell me what local spot in Texas has New York style pizza that isn't shit.

Hint: THERE FUCKING ISN'T ONE.

Source: My dumb ass that went to NYC, ate pizza three days in a row, and hasn't touched a slice since returning to this pizza-deficient shithole because my eyes have been opened like that scene from Event Horizon.

Y’all get your pizza sliced big enough to fold? You costals sure are weird. Pizza is supposed to come in 3-5cm^2 squares

Can't we all just gatekeep fucking pizza?

The local spot doesn't deliver at 12am. Also, if I'm the one paying for it then I'll eat whatever pizza I want

Neither have sauce in them, they are more akin to a calzone

friends dont let friends order pizza hut

Haven't been to Papa Murphys in a while. They were a take-and-bake company.

Not Another Pizza War!

Here in California, we mash-up pizza ideas from all over, no matter what people think of it anywhere else. It turns out Detroit-style square pizza, with BBQ chicken and artichoke hearts, is pretty damn tasty.

I miss Sbarro. That pizza was good as fuck.