Me wondering what obese has to do with it... "Dailymail" oh... Got it.

She's got a type

She has all her stat points in Charisma.

My fat ass thinking "wow really?! How?!"

then I saw the men... no thanks

The guy on the bottom right is the only one actually nailing that look.

Is that Richard Stallman?

The headline seems to imply that the real news is that the "Obese woman" has FIVE lovers

I hate to read the daily mail, and can only apologise for linking to it but the story is great.

They kept him in a motel for a week, before letting him visit a store where he contacted someone who contacted his mum, to come rescue him ...

The victim was rescued only when his captors allowed him a brief trip to a nearby Speedway convenience store on March 21, as reported by FOX8.

During the moment of freedom, he managed to make contact with someone who then alerted his mother.

'When he was there, he made contact with an individual, who got in contact with the victim's mother,' Sprow explained.
His mother immediately rushed to the Red Roof Inn to rescue her son, and police were called to the scene.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14555247/Obese-woman-FIVE-lovers-ordered-abduct-torture-sixth-man-whod-displeased-her.html

Obese woman: I AM DISPLEASED!!!

Lover number 2 scurries in, head low eyes darting around: yes milord

Obese woman: bring me 6's head on a pike, but do it... Slowly.

Lover 2: yes milord backs into the shadows quietly.

Its always a huge hit to the self esteem when you see people like this with many lovers and I can't even get a date.

Two of the men have the same last name and are 26 years apart in age. Are they father and son?

In response to the comment in the screenshot.

You, too, can be in a polyamorous relationship if you get on meth. Woohoo!

Bottom right had bits of Adrien Brody DNA. Bottom middle had bits of Guillermo del Toro. Husband, maybe Geico Caveman? Top two, I got nothing. Top-middle is like Wish.com Kurt Cobain, maybe. Top-right kinda looks like a former professor of mine, but that's not helpful.

Stay classy Daily Heil.