So then they have $0 worth of cybertrucks.

If no one wants them, they're not worth anything.

Eat shit, nazi

And entire production lines configured to produce shit nobody wants.

Then why the hell is the stock back over $300?!?

waiting for someone to officially label them the DeLorean of the 21st century.

Please, nobody insult the DeLorean this way.

Yet their stock went up 20% past week...

Tbh I'd take one for free. It might look kinda cool in my garden with plants growing out of it.

Sell them to ocean shipping companies .... they can tie a chain around them and use them as boat anchors

i flipped off two of these nazi dumpsters today

if nobody wants them, they're not worth $800million

All those preorders cancelled bc they lied about the price and the quality doesn’t match. Tesla was doing fine until the CEO got involved. Idk why those assholes wanted to give him billions of dollars as a bonus. Just absurd.

Mobile dumpsters? Port o potties for the homeless? The possibilities are endless.

There’s probably a tax write off in there somewhere for Elon. Nice silver lining.

No wonder they're begging police departments to buy them.

They're hideous, the places with a population that could afford them mostly view them as a social black mark, and in terms of utility - they're worse than just about any truck out there. It's not about max towing weight. It's about not being able to stack and strap a shit ton of stuff in there

…so almost enough trucks to supply the people affected by the recalls?

Good.

I'd pay five thousand dollars for one. Round off the sharp corners and put a Honda sign on it and BOOM I beat capitalism.

Holy shit I forgot Vice was still a thing.

Funny how "market rates" only mean "it will cost more for poor people" and never "our worthless product is worthless so we need to lower the price"