I've had some... Interesting friends in my life, and my advice to all of them has been: tell the police nothing, and the medics everything
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nah, those workers need some good stories to tell
Would that hypothetically preclude me from shoving stuff up my ass?
It's okay to have a giant zucchini stuck in your rectum.
rule doesn't apply around the holidays
I don't think paramedics would ask too many questions anyway.
One time i took my gf high into the mountains next to a thousand foot cliff, and we put a blanket down and...
We didn't die! No regrets 😌
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