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[–] 72 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I've had some... Interesting friends in my life, and my advice to all of them has been: tell the police nothing, and the medics everything

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  • [–] 48 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)

    This is very good advice, especially if someone has taken drugs. Please tell us. The medicine I give for chest pain can kill someone if they’re having that pain from doing a ton of cocaine and not a possible heart attack.

    After the first time someone went into cardiac arrest after I started treating them after telling me they didn’t use any drugs or alcohol today - I followed up found out he survived but had in fact taken a ton of cocaine today, I’ve changed my wording to “Have you taken any drugs or alcohol recently? It’s okay if you have I’m not a cop but if you have it changes which medicine I can safely give you.”

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    It's so wild the wrong ideas that float around about cops and medical personnel. "If you're a cop you have to tell me" and "if I tell them I did drugs they have to tell the cops"

    I really do tell all the interesting people in my life "tell cops nothing, medics everything" and it's saved a few butts. My mom is the one who initially told me that. She doesn't necessarily approve of drug use, but made it clear to us growing up that if we ever did something and had to go to the doctor, we needed to tell them everything, and they would always keep our secret, but always lie about it to the cops if they were involved. I love my mom. Lol. She's awesome.

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    nah, those workers need some good stories to tell

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago

    I will neither be kink-shamed nor stop living my life.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago

    Eyy it's my school town!

    I can definitely see why they put that up..

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago*

    But if you did, DON'T LIE TO the PARAMEDICS!

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    "Nevermind what I was doing, just get it out of my ass!"

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    That means I can do anything then

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Would that hypothetically preclude me from shoving stuff up my ass?

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    It's okay to have a giant zucchini stuck in your rectum.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    "So I wanted to reenact the fall of Yugoslavia"

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    rule doesn't apply around the holidays

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I don't think paramedics would ask too many questions anyway.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    One time i took my gf high into the mountains next to a thousand foot cliff, and we put a blanket down and...

    We didn't die! No regrets 😌

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Never thought I would See a Guelph meme but here we are!

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