Coconut oil

Coconut oil.

Safe for external and internal use. Edible and pleasantly tasting and smelling, not too overpowering, sweet-ish. Also very affordable and easy to find.

I've heard of people using baby oil. I've always wanted to get oiled up, but somehow I never have.

Whatever my body secretes

Safflower, almond, hemp seed oil

Almond. Baby oil can be problematic -- at least, it makes me itch.

We like argan oil or squalane, both feel oily at first but sink into the skin and leave it feeling good. Can be found pretty affordable. If you really want Greek, olive oil! (Olive oil and salt make a great body scrub.)

If you want to be sparkly, like for going out, the Nuxe Or. It's expensive though.