What doth you mean, m'Lord? M'Stallion looks quite dashing, if I do say so, m'self.

Mom, all the girls like me and it’s distracting. Can you fuck my shit up?

Oh gosh I hate the Flowbee with a passion. Every time it came down on my head it pulled on the hair when cutting it, causing some pain.

But my dad wanted to save some money so I had to deal with it.

This was actually my pappy doing my hair growing up. That fukkn' flowbee sucked not because it was attached to a vacuum but because my dad would constantly hit me in the head with it trying to get the correct length. He kept the blades nice and oiled tho.

I have never heard of the flowbee, but now that I've seen it I can only think of this

I have a colleague in his late 40s who still uses this thing. Honestly his hair looks fine, had no idea he was doing it himself.

The Duane Dibbley of Horses.

My look throughout my childhood. My mom was a hairstylist too so I have no idea why she went this route

Will Byers???

This haircut makes my eyes rain!

Gives me an Oliver Tree vibes...

I mean, I might as well be listening to journey. Giving myself a mullet hook the Flowbee to the Kirby

I went and got myself a peasant haircut because of this post.