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I had an idea for one, something like: "Vatican Conclave Elects to End Papcy, sell off all Vatican possessions to feed the needy, and entrust the direction of the church to God's hands."
Re-open Alcatraz as a tourist attraction with real live criminals like a petting zoo but for violent offenders.
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For gods sake, why won't the devs roll back the simulation to an older save?!
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Ohhh the greatness of the image is from
The shoe body bop
It'll get stuck in your head forever, your welcome
Honorable mention of the prequel Something terribly offensive
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They've been doing a surprisingly good job. Like "Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society". We can debate if the prison in El Salvador counts as a concentration camp (IMO it very clearly is) or a death camp (IMO it is not, but we're probably headed there), but the fact that we're even having that debate is a very bad sign. It cuts through the "well, technically" of it all and shows what's really important.
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"IT'S OUR JOB TO MAKE UP SHIT STORIES NOT YOURS!!!!!" -Onion to God
I do wonder if there's a possible tipping point caused by event so egregious, so unjust, that The Onion would feel compelled to report on it factually & earnestly...
And they just become a legitimate source of the news.
Luigi Mangione has been selected as the new pope
Doo Bop
Shoobody Doo Bop
But then the new guy reads the incantation wrong so we get another dumb thing for real instead. Great job, Frank, this is why nobody likes you.
It worked for the oblivion remaster
Pretty soon, the only thing that will be left which demonstrates sufficient capacity to hallucinate hilariously idiotic and false bullshit will be AI ._.
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