He tries so hard to be cool.

Why do billionaires NEED to be liked so badly? Is it because they don't trust that anyone in their life likes them for who they are, instead of their money? Maybe, it's because their own kids and wives hate them?

Rare photo indeed. He’s usually better at staying secluded after molting

Meta CEO, Mark Zuckerberg not only is a media giant but also a sporting fanatic. While everyone is aware of his love for combat sports, only a few know about his interest in surfing. Like Meta has a knack for launching a new update every once in a while, its maker has a fondness for surfing treacherous waves intermittently. Interestingly, paddling into the ocean helps Zuckerberg stay focused.

Jesus. What a ham-handed PR piece. He has billions, but hires Temu PR for his humanization campaign. What a complete jackass.

Taking over Hawaiin land and stealing their water.

Stupid sexy Zuckerberg

Did he take his face off so it wouldnt get wet?

Zuckerberg surfs every morning right before he indulges in his complicated work algorithms, reports the New York Post. Now obviously being an IT giant comes with a casket full of responsibilities

Dressing up as a thicc Geosha Surfer every morning helps Zuck deal with his daily casket of problems.

Zinc really is excellent sunblock. Makes you look like a doofus and it gets absolutely everywhere, but you aren't sunburnt.

Isn't this the famous Patterson footage of Bigfoot?

He really went hard on the sunblocker because everyone knows that lizards love the sun.

big booty boy

Honestly, there is nothing to learn in this

Wow. Surprisingly caked.

This ad riddled slop factory is not "evidence"

Why he got a fuckin dumpy

Essentially Sports is a made for advertising SEO gamer site. They don’t produce any significant content.

"In 2022, the Eye of Sauron opened up about the reasons he surfs every morning."

Why is he wearing shoes on his hands?

Practicing his mime skills while surfing. It’s called multitasking. 😉

This guy is ridiculous, but most people use less sunblock than recommended and mineral sunblock, while it leaves a white residue, is probably the safest considering it doesn't get absorbed into your body.

What a nauseatingly puffpiece-y puff piece

I expected to hear an older British man say: "And here, we can see the pale water lizard riding the waves, in hopes of finding friends. So far, the efforts have been in vain."

Lol, it's reelz

What a ghoul

"Iconic" :|