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[–] 71 points 2 years ago* (5 children)

NSFW Warning. For the uninitiated: Back in the early internet (2006-2009), there was a video a man posted (somewhere, but it was circulated on 4chan) of himself slowly lowering his ass onto a Mason jar, into his rectum. The glass shattered mid way through, and blood streamed out of his asshole. It was horrific, and memorable. Kind of like 9/11 part two.... Never forget.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    That shit always cracks me up

    the internet did not begin when you first started paying attention to it

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    True, although in my case, I've been paying attention to it since 1989. So I at least can say I was there when the web began.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    You're the exception. The fact you know the distinction between the internet and the web proves that.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    I know I am. I started on the Internet playing MUDs over Telnet, chatting on IRC and posting on Usenet.

    My "640k is good enough for anybody" quote in 1993: "This web thing is pretty cool, but it will never replace Gopher."

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I want to just touch on what made it memorable for me. This insane beast of a man quietly started removing glass from his asshole. He was stoic and focused. I have no clue how you react to something like that rationally, but homie pulled it off.

    "One man one jar", I think, was the given video title.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    He had to be quiet. In a later interview he stated that his wive and kid were in the other room

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    [–] 31 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Pixar's newest query: What if jars had feelings?

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    [–] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    ONE MAN ONE JAR RAMMMMM RANNCH

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I'm hoping for a My Little Pony crossover.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    This brought up a JARring memory.

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    [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    The Man-jar-o Linux distribution...

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    But will the jar be half full or half empty?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Apparently I need to ask what this one is as well. And after the last jar related one, I'm not sure I want the answer.

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    [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    Luffy noooo!

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    [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    The first 20 minutes of Jar really hit me hard. Especially when they filled it with pickles. I was tearing up.

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