Hegseth has got to stop leaking his chats.

I can't help but imagine a table full of people holding their glasses up to cheer and one person upside down with their bare ass in the air lol

Since no one's answered the question, yes it would show up on a test.

Found Kavanaugh's alt account!

TIL You can be tested for alcohol consumption up to 24 hours after your last drink.

To answer this guy's question, yes, it would show up, because the alcohol is present in your blood, and thus, your pee.

The poop hole loophole only goes so far.

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I wonder which option their family would prefer...

The science says that for it to work, you need two Turkey drumsticks in first to soak up the alcohol quickly afterwards. Even better with mash, carrots and stuffing

This is a complete new level of stupid.

Im suprosed wine enemas aren't a recommended cure for Measles by the new and improved health department.