Part of me honestly hopes that Michael Jackson faked his death and is fat and happy somewhere out there. Like Elvis maybe used to be.

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Just eat it

Michael 'Aw Lawd He Comin' Jackson

That T-shirt is hilarious.

Philly cheese steak is not my lover
It's just a sub that
I scoff all down in one
But Philly cheese is not my love.

Brendan Fraser playing overweight Michael Jackson

Turns out "Fat" wasn't a parody song after all.

Heee heee

Begging for it

The eyebrows say that's Teal'c