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[–] 255 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Arrest desantis for doing a drag performance in public. Kids watch these debates too you know

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  • [–] 185 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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    [–] 116 points 2 years ago

    Isn't a man wearing pumps illegal in his state?

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  • [–] 102 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Can we just start calling them what they are? High heels.

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    [–] 95 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Why call them heel lifts? Just call them high heels.

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  • [–] 90 points 2 years ago

    Wearing heals ain't easy. He should just embrace it and get some 6" platform kinky boots.

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  • [–] 76 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    They're not heels, They're gender affirming shoes.

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  • [–] 42 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Ironically you could make a valid argument he is crossdressing which might actually be enough to turn his shitty fucking base on him. Start a rumor his name is Rachel Santiago an illegal Colombian immigrant who went transgender drug mule to escape prosecution for homosexual prostitution only to enter the us setup a fake name he took from a gold star family and made his fortune providing backalley abortions but only for whites.

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  • [–] 60 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    What an odd little man. Democrats should hire Oompa Loompas to follow him around and sing songs about this sad clown.

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    [–] 56 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    You’re short. Nobody cares. You’re making it a big deal with these silly shoes.

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    Not quite comparable. Trans girls are cuter and rock heels waaay better! But perhaps it's also the non-genocidal vibes that i love.

    I personally don't because i never took the time to get used to heels. That and Chelseas are also cute :3

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    The taller candidate wins most presidential elections...

    Uneducated people that don't know that whole causation/correlation thing thinks that means using tricks to look taller helps their chances.

    It probably has more to do with being taller as a kid too where other kids looked to you as a leader and you dominated sports/games. That stuff snowballs into lifelong confidence and advantages in k-12 means advantages in college, and a springboard into a career.

    DeSantis thinks it's the same as wearing high heels in public without practicing first.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Explore the birthdates of professional athletes, and you'll notice a significant cluster in January and February. It often begins with kids playing sports together in school. As slightly older children tend to have a size advantage, parents and coaches start to take notice, focusing more attention on these "promising" young athletes.

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  • [–] 38 points 2 years ago

    That's what happens when you have hooves instead of feet.

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  • [–] 33 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    What a sad world we live in where a man's height is a selection criteria for office. So dumb.

    Seeing DeSADIST hobble around on these things...my word.

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    [–] 31 points 2 years ago

    They should make a reality TV show of his campaign and call it The Weakest Loser and should showcase how small and pathetic he and his party is.

    We have broken the bottom of the barrel and are now digging deep into sludge when it comes to political candidates here.

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago

    Pathetic. It's like a combover. Everyone can tell and owning it would be much cooler.

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Nothing wrong with wanting to make that booty pop

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    [–] 26 points 2 years ago (11 children)

    I can’t imagine giving a fuck, let alone wearing corrective shoes.

    Hell I’m balding, so I must shave my head. I like it, other than the possible implications of my support for shitbsgs

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  • [–] 41 points 2 years ago

    I think the insecurity is what is being made fun of here. Bald people shaving their head generally don't get made fun of but, weird comb overs do because one is clearly insecure about it while the other is confidently bald.

    In this case he is clearly insecure about his height and is wearing silly shoes to hide it. Or rather his reptilian handlers told him that being taller would improve his approval rating slightly.

    Just be bald, just be short, just be fat, have a weak chin or a weird nose. Do things to complement your appearance but be confident about it.

    I also think it's fine to make fun of a fascist torturer for things that it would be wrong to make fun of normal people for.

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    [–] 25 points 2 years ago

    Oh so he and Putin use the same cobbler! Tracks.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    So in a way he is weari g high heels making him a drag queen for his shows,

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    [–] 23 points 2 years ago

    Just like his idol, Putin.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago

    Yep. You can see the arch of his foot going up at like a30 degree slope and his toes are where the ball of his foot should be in the boot.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    They really bring out his ass ok y'all just don't know what sexy means

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    [–] 19 points 2 years ago

    These boots aren't made for walkin'

    What he will try to do.

    One of these days these boots are gonna

    Ruin his campaign too.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Why are the toes so curled up?

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  • [–] 35 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Nothing in them and leather has a memory.

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  • [–] 58 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Size 14 lifted shoes on a size 8 foot. I used to sell shoes and I’d see it all the time from red cap customers

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Symptoms include driving a dually crew cab to the office and thinking you will never need health insurance.

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    [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    Just like his inspiration hamburder little hands

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    Cargo cult politics. Looking for how they can be as popular as Trump. Maybe they just need to say horrible things. Perhaps the heel lifts and lean unnaturally forwards. Surely they can get the votes without actually needing Trump! Quick do that to your hair, put on weight, get on TV, blame Mexicans, time's a tickin'!

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