My 4yo little brother is bored and I asked him if he wanted to answer questions and he said yea. So ask him anything youve ever wanted to ask a 4yo here

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[–] 26 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

I didn't think this question could be even more important and relevant than the previous times I've asked it, but here we are:

What's his favorite dinosaur? 🦕

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    How do you put an elephant in the fridge?

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  • [–] [S] 21 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    We dont know. He probably wont fit

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.

    How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

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  • [–] [S] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Open the door and put him in?

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the door.

    The lion Kind called all of the animals to pride rock. Who didn't go?

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  • [–] [S] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)
  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The giraffe. (He was in the fridge)

    You have to get across a river that a sign says is infested with crocodiles. How do you get across?

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    Iceland is in the artic ocean. It's capital is Reykjavic. What is your brother's favourite fruit?

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    [–] 18 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    If you could find a dinosaur bone, would you:

    • want one bigger than you are and was really impressive but you couldn't move it and it would have to stay in the house;

    OR

    • would you want one that was about the size of your finger and not really impressive but you could take it with you everywhere?
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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    If you had a pet dinosaur, what's the first thing you would do?

    Also what would you name it?

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    What's the newest fad? I'm out of the loop. The last I remember where those reusable bubble wrap poppit things

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  • [–] [S] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    He just likes anything with dinosaurs in it

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Which is heavier?: 1kg of feathers or 1kg of steel

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    How many numbers does it take to write down infinite?

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    To your brother: is your sibling a poo poo head sometimes?

    Alternatively: what's your favorite Bluey episode?

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  • [–] [S] 17 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    He said that yes, im always a poopy head :/

    And the best bluey is burger shop

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    Mac and cheese, grilled cheese sandwich, or cheese pizza?

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    What’s your favorite thing to do on the playground?

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    What's his favorite dinosaur? 🦕

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