Someone tell me there's a Culture world like this just because Iain M Banks thought it'd be a fun challenge

Edit: I'm turning this into a Culture thread with a screenshot of me proselytizing it to my friends

And yes I really loved Player of Games omg can someone else read it yet

Dildearth

How about dick earth instead?

from a topological perspective, it’s pretty uncontroversial to say that the earth is indeed a hotdog.

I want Klein Bottle Earth.

Hot dog earth has nothing on BratwEarth

In a topological sense, I have some good news…

Hot Dog

Right...

Scientists Embrace New Cosmic Weenie Model

Sir Bedevere:
...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.

King Arthur:
This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

Hot dog earth with a moon bun.

Wouldn't that be just a sausage? A hot dog also has bread.

The tube is out there