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[–] 90 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Am I supposed to panic because it's unlikely to hit? Meanwhile I'm out here wishing for death by meteor.

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  • [–] [S] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Just in case this comment is not a joke, here's the WHO page on suicide prevention.

    Either way, there are a few billion other people on this planet who would rather not die by meteor, thank you very much.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Not to be a doomer but most of us will be dead by then I just hope the meteor takes out any lucky oligarchs still alive in a bunker.

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  • [–] 76 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Better late than never I guess.

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    [–] 48 points 2 years ago

    Panic?!

    You mean throw a welcome party?

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  • [–] 40 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    To people having panic attacks, it is not large enough to destroy the earth, and we would have plenty of time to evacuate the impact location. Though let's hope it isn't anywhere with permafrost.

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    [–] 30 points 2 years ago

    I'm team asteroid.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Panic?

    I'm crossing my fingers for the wellbeing of the universe. We're awful.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Worry not, for we are insignificant to the universe.

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    [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    I’ll only panic if it misses

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    That's 0.9% more than the last time I checked. I know those are still really low odds, but we can hope...

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    [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    is there any way to hurry it along?

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    Jesus is coming back and he's pissed...

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    Can we launch a satellite at it, perhaps detonate a huge nuke on it to make that chance higher?

    Wait, we could just detonate all those huge nukes here right now. Show that stupid asteroid.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Nuke the far side of the moon and plunge it into earth. Give the asteroid inadequacy issues.

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Wouldn't detonating on the forward side rather than the zenith side be most effective at lowering the perigee of the moon?

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    [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    that was Trump chances in 2016...

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    should I mention "don't look up" ?

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  • Those are better odds than the lottery. Has anyone set up a betting pool yet?

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Okay so how big is this meteor then

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Listed in the article:

    Scientists estimate that 2024 YR4 is between 130 to 300 feet (40 and 90 meters) wide

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    [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)
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    [–] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Wow this is the most depressing comment section I've ever seen.

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    [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Is there any way to speed this up

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    Those are rookie numbers. Gotta pump those numbers up.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    If we are able to nudge an asteroid, would an asteroid of this size nudge the earth?

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