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[–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Unfunny actual - BEHIND

Office setting you get to be your emergency vehicle of choice. Personally fond of "ERRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago*

    An old math/science teacher I know always says: „Vorsicht, heiß und fettig! Ungelernter Kellner!“

    Which is german for:

    Careful, hot and greasy! Untrained waiter!

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)
  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    "Comin' through, fuckers," has always worked well enough for me. People tend not to ignore it.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Just wear loud clothing so everyone can always tell when you're moving. Something like corduroy pants, a windbreaker or a cowbell.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    In German they have “Wahrschau” which coincidentally also sounds like the name of the capital in Poland, however it comes from shipping industry and to my knowledge is a shorter version of “Wahr nehmen und schauen” which roughly translates to “hey, look at me”. I might be wrong, but that’s what I’ve heard.

    Edit: typo 😅 Edit 2: some more of my incompetence

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago*

    HOOOOOT SOUP SOUP SOUP HOT HOT HOT SOUP HOT SOUP OH GOD IT BURNS HOT SOUP PLEASE MOVE HOT SOUP IT'S SOUP AND IT'S HOT I CHECKED HOT SOUP thank you

    One time i yelled "I am holding a spider" and nobody ignored me.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    "Coming through!" "Make a hole!" "Hot! Burn risk is moving!" "Do not move! I'm passing behind you!" "Sharp! Broken glass/knife/whatever is moving!"

    I'm sure there are others along similar lines. These are the ones I remember from another life working in food service.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Why is OP working with tektites from Legend of Zelda?

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    “Ope lemme squeeze past ya real quick”

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    RIGHT BETWEEN! DOWN THE LINE!

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    "Ass or crotch, who wants what?"

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    To quote the Simpsons:

    Hot stuff, coming through!

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