If it happens to me I’ll immediately cancel and pirate over i2p just to spite them.

Some dick head came up with an idea and some high up numpty liked it so no one dared to say no?

It’s included in my cell plan and ublock works on it

It begins with this and ends with unrepentant piracy. This is them saying "fuck you" to you, piracy is the best way of saying it back.

Son, the beginning was so long ago that many people have no experience of before.