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[–] 85 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I'm in my 30s and still do that. No reason to spend extra effort to give out info they don't need.

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I'll take 08.19.1995, the cross sum is 42.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    On the one hand, I disapprove of unnecessary math, but on the other, I approve of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy reference.. That's too big a dilemma before my second cup of coffee!

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    [–] 77 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Let's not start that crap of censoring incredibly stupid words on this website. Let's leave that in the past.

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  • [–] 35 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

    In a little over 5 months, I won't have to lie anymore...
    Obviously, I am not old. But it feels odd. I vividly remember thinking that "9th graders are really old". I remember waiting to turn 13 to play PUBG (it was in the license agreement, and I actually took the time to read it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯). Hell, I even thought the 6 year old kindergartners were old when I was 3.
    I'll probably think back to writing this comment in 10 years.
    The time feels weird with all the memories piling up.
    I am overthinking again. Sorry.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    When I was 18 I remember selecting "yes I'm over 18" for the first real time. I was just hit with the reality of "Oh. I'm not doing anything naughty anymore. I'm not in the wrong at all. I am now just a dude watching porn." hits harder than you think.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Shoulda gone with jan 1 1970.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Way to wild, all this lysergic acid diethylamide 25 on sugar....

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  • [+] 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Almost everything I just put 01.01.2000 because quite frankly websites have no business knowing my actual birthday.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I hear at that age you unlock Porn 2

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago

    Me making an account:"yeah, Moses was a cool dude"

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Love having a Logitech MX, you just flick the mousewheel and it'll gooooooooooo

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    How long until we're all born Jan 1 2000?

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    Hey, that's my birthday too, everytime I get asked!

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Now I need to know what "ultra porn" is...

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    [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    April 20, 1969 is a go-to.

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    [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    What about those of us who are actually 123 years old?

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