Firstly, "President Musk" isn't a joke.
Secondly, half the reason everybody says it is to piss off Vice-President Trump.
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Be careful Don. If President Musk sees this, he may become upset with you and cut off your funding.
I don't know what everyone is bitching about, the US is finally getting their first African American president
Joke? What joke? President Musk is proof that the American Dream is well and alive if a South African who isn't even legally a US American Citizen can buy himself a country as long as he works hard spending the money earned from his father's child-slave powered emerald mine.... Well there's hope for the rest of us*
- = Provided we become sociopaths with large resources
as long as he works hard spending the money earned from his father’s child-slave powered emerald mine…
I hate this misconception. Barely any of it is emerald money. His wealth is all based off defrauding his customers, investors and the US government, lying about everything, and doing tons of illegal stuff like pump n dumps.
Yes, but without the Emerald Mines he wouldn't have enough money to be in a position where he could tell lies on that scale. Stealing is a lot easier when you already have a ton of cash.
No one's going to listen to a crazed drunken hobo when he tries to sell you a timeshare, but if a guy tripping balls on cocaine wearing a nice suit with a proper haircut promises you the literal god damn moon... Well that's a different story now isn't it?
It's not the lie itself, it's the image you have while telling the lie.
If you see a man's face and name on a billboard, then see that same man telling you he can spin hay into gold, you believe him. Because how could he have that fancy billboard if he couldn't?
Also Pump and dumps aren't illegal anymore
Oh man, President Musk isn't going to like this. Good thing Trump is too chickenshit to voice this more publicly.
What joke? He bought the presidency, and Thiel bought Vance for the vice presidency. It's the Musk/Theil ticket featuring the old guy who signs bills, and the guy who will replace old guy when old guy does.
first lady trump is big mad!
With Facebook not fact-checking I really see this as an opportunity to galvanize the President Musk fact on as many posts as possible. Complaining about it only makes first lady Trump sound like a woke fake news puppet.
I think we need to allow the wealthy to have pistol duels like in the past. Also they must be to the death. At least we will be rid of one problem regardless each time...
This means we all need to make the ‘President Musk’ joke A LOT MORE.
But its not a joke.
Musk is president.
Trumps just the bitchy wife.
What are you going to do about it, Mr. Vice President? You going to let that foreigner steal your spotlight? Pansy.
OK, then it is "King Musk" and "Jester Donald".
Should their couple name be Trusk or Mump?
Elonald mump
Mump, because it's similar to a disease.
Man up and complain openly, chickenshit. Go on bite the hand that feeds
...don't really give a shit if he's annoyed with Musk. Please put him in prison.
“hates ‘President Musk’ joke”
I mean… isn’t that the whole point? Wouldn’t his “big brain” understand that most obvious of ploys?
So, is President Musk going to shove his hand up Dumpy's ass or just use strings?
So.... Literally no new content.
I hate both of these guys, but this article is repeating old news from a month ago and speculating on the fact that trump has never left anyone unscathed after working with him.
I mean, he did sell himself to the highest bidder.
Now he is Elmo's pooch.
President Musk and first boyfriend Trump, what a combo.
Or first bestie?
It isn't a joke, sadly.
Elon is about to be POTUS, but hey you'll be there too Donnie. Every President needs a first lad.

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