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[–] 37 points 2 years ago

Maintain eye contact while inhaling deeply

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago (1 child)
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    The confidence behind being able to admit to… what is a normal bodily function… is sexy, yes.

    The fart itself? Meh. It just is.

    (Unless it pops out and says something apocalyptic, then I suggest you hold your breath.)

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Realistic, excellent icebreaker!

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    [–] 13 points 2 years ago*

    "Nice. High five!"

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    Smell my essence! Does it please you?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Hey, want to go get some tacos?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Can I use your corner to fart too?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    5th panel: Me too! I had egg salad with grilled onions in it.

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  • [–] 0 points 2 years ago

    But bathrooms tho

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