I found the people my age on the internet.

Letting the stardate incrementally increase, observing the spacetime holding me down
Letting the stardate incrementally increase, temporal anomalies flowing all around
Into another strange new world, after the mission's done
Once in an episode, evil twins all around

At first I thought Data was running a DND campaign

Allowing the rotational periods of the planet to continue and liquid dihydrogen monooxide to immobilize me. Allowing the rotational periods of the planet to continue and liquid dihydrogen monoxide traversing subterranean layers. Into the azure colored atmosphere once more, when the currency has been expended. A single moment in the years that consist of a lifespan and liquid dihydrogen monooxide traversing subterranean layers.

...what?

Identical in nature throughout existence

Existence proceeds as history would suggest. Existence proceeds as history would suggest. Existence proceeds as history would suggest. Existence proceeds as history would suggest.

Dihydrogen monoxide is in motion beneath the surface.

Once in a lifetime...which, due to the positronic composition of my neural net, equates to roughly once every ten thousand Earth years.

Guinan: Do you even know what a joke is?

As the days go by

Picard: "Mr. Data, I'm asking you quite strenuously to uninstall the David Byrne voice module immediately."

Data: "Please exercise caution; one may attain their desires unexpectedly. Individuals of moderate age, peculiar but not unfamiliar. I am a standard android, in the process of generating heat within this habitation."

Riker: "Geordi, switch him off, now!"

Data: "This is not my beautiful shutdown sequence. This is not my beautiful disconnection process."

As the stardates pass behind us

Dihydrogen monoxide flowing beneath