They tried to plug into the top outlet, blocking the bottom outlet. They are now my enemy for life.

That’s not a fake sticker.

I'm more disturbed by the asshat that has an enormous power connector for one device that is going to cover up two power outlets for themselves.

And they selfishly go to block the other /lower outlet - who's the real Satan?

I can see that what I really need is a mobile battery pack that looks like a wall socket and a magnetic backing.

That way if someone asks if I can share I'll just take it off the wall and walk away

2003 just called and asked for their meme back

Socket to 'em!