Ok but Rando is a baller name.

Called my gf as 'Zabe' and she's trying to cut my head off

Everyone knows a nard or two.

There can only be one Nard-Dog

Christopher could've been "stop her"

My favorite painter, Nard da Vinci.

I knew a Jennifer who used “Niffer” as a nickname!

Finally the first good DLC for names. The last update turning Leonardo into just Leo really broke the immersion.

I call my friend Tim, "Moth"

He doesn't like it

I really wish I knew a Brooklyn because I really want to use Ookly

I'm calling the cops

I actually worked with a Leonard who preferred "Nard"

Now do schwarzenegger

Strange things I'm reading here in Emmy

Yeah, my name is Roseanne and it got weird when someone just started calling me Sean

Had a college buddy Christopher, we just called him Stopher.

Christian: Christ

Aladdin! Can I call you Al? Or maybe just Din? Or how bout Laddie!? Sounds like here boy! Come on Laddie!

Lip for Philip has always been interesting.

Classic Rando!

Classic Rando!

Wake up babe...

Absolute Fucking Dickhead: Elon