Park in your driveways, you fucksticks!

Thanks!

I read something from someone on the internet who claimed to work with bear-proof garbage cans and apparently it’s harder than one might expect. There’s some overlap between the smartest bears and the dumbest people.

I’m sure the bears are more motivated, but still…

My barbarian has a maul, we can make this work!

His mom probably likes them too.

His dad probably says “WTF is this Snap bullshit son? We didn’t raise you like that.”

Then his mom replies, “it’s just a phase, he needs our support, I’m sure you can make snaps happen, sweetie.”

Eratosthenes, to within 10% of the modern value. They think, I don’t think they’re 100% on the exact size of his measurement unit. Stadia?

That’s just because after six months of “financial assistance” you’d be wealthy! Also, in Alberta if you want a job, you just walk in, ask to speak to the manager, and give them a firm hand-job. /s

I think he bought the “Big book of Canadian Cliches” and took to read on the toilet. Then his legs fell asleep after an hour or two and he dropped the book in the toilet.

Unfortunately he only made it through two or three. So we’re stuck with hockey comments until someone can teach him some new Canadian cliches.

Shit… that’s messed up. I mean the whole concept is, but that’s just extra.

I don’t know, it might be a good idea. If you’re involved in a “mass shooting event” you could just drop and play dead.

Damn it. I was hoping you were joking or exaggerating or something. Sixth graders can’t even read that well, not really. There are six years of school (at least) after that!

Snopes https://www.snopes.com/news/2022/08/02/us-literacy-rate/ https://archive.is/ZokGE

https://www.thenationalliteracyinstitute.com/2024-2025-literacy-statistics

I agree there’s nothing there indicating that he wants to be dead. It’s just people keep telling him he’s lucky. If he was really lucky he wouldn’t be hurt at all.