His cult members shouldn't even bother showing up to vote then.
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this is like the outcome when you play chess against a pigeon. Sure you win, but the pigeon still shits on the board like a winner.
When listening to pundits on cable opinion shows, you hear a lot of confusion as to why the orange turd is saying these incendiary things daily instead of appealing to moderate voters in various demographics. "Why is his campaign doing this?!?!?"
Well, he's not appealing to swing voters because he preemptively needs his base hyped up and ready to burn the whole house down. In his mind it doesn't matter who votes for what. He just needs it close. Let Roger Stone and chaos take care of the rest.
I'm voting today. Make sure you do so in the next week.
Make sure you do so in the next week.
No! Tuesday! 4 days away. You don't have a week. You've barely got half of a week. And half of those days are the weekend.
I voted a week ago. Apparently that was a smart move, because my friends who voted this week have been saying the lines are looooooooooong. Which is a good problem to have, IMHO. Love that people are voting early.
We've known this for a long time... Almost 4 years actually
Ready to kick this Orange turd out of this country.
Of course he will.
He's a narcissist, nothing is important except that he's the best one, the winner, ...
He doesn't care, he just want to "win".
Is there some way we can convince him he was crowned emperor like Emperor Norton?
However, he was financially ruined following a failed bid in December 1852 to corner the rice market during a shortage prompted by a famine in China. He bought a shipload of Peruvian rice at 12 cents per pound (26 ¢/kg), but more Peruvian ships arrived in port, causing the price to drop sharply to three cents per pound (6.6 ¢/kg). He then lost a protracted lawsuit in which he tried to void his rice contract, and his local prominence faded.
Sounds like trump all right.
I bet a handful of comedians plus some fake newswriters could make him disappear from the news & election cycle quite effectively.
Norton initially made a successful living as a commodities trader and real estate speculator. However, he was financially ruined following a failed bid in December 1852 to corner the rice market
Jesus...
"This just in trump declares victory one day before the election"
It should be an onion article but sadly he'll do that
He already started, saying PA is cheating... It isn't even election day and the fuckery has already began, I am terrified of the outcome if he "wins".
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