(This one seems a little familiar, but I can't recall if I've seen it here. Sorry if repost)

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[–] 108 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I have been rewatching some franchise media that got bad receptions (new star trek movies, matrix reloaded, The Phantom Menace) and I have been feeling a lot more charitable to these works than I was the first time.

In this spirit I watched The Hobbit again and it is truly awful.

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  • [–] 40 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I seem to recall there being a pretty good fan edit that condensed it down into one long movie and cut out all the unnecessary love triangle stuff.

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    I can wouch for this one. Very well done. I wish they cut out more Alfrid time though.

    Alfrid makes me understand why people hate Jar Jar so much.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    Like is a strong word I think. I don't mind him. But I was a kid when Phantom Menace came out, I didn't really fully experience the original trilogy before I saw it. So that's why - for a kid it's a fun goofy comic relief. So might have liked him back then, which moved my tolerance for him in adulthood. Didn't see the movie in years though.

    LotR is sacred to me on a similar level like the SW original trilogy was sacred to the die hard SW fans back then, probably. I can't say I hated the Hobbit movies (though they are clearly inferior - the edit really saved them), but I hate Alfrid with everlasting passion.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Is this the same edit made by Tolkien Editor or is it another cut?

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    Reloaded was well liked. Revolutions was widely panned. I also rewatched them both recently (all four plus the Animatrix in order, actually) and I found that I liked them more on rewatch, a couple decades later, than I did initially.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    I recommend giving the X Man Series another try. I recently did and it gave me a warm fuzzy feeling. The original timeline just feel like perfect cheap action movies from the 2000s. Brought me back to my childhood. Same with the "Unbreakable Trilogy"

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  • [–] 57 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    When she's crying over her dead dwarf:

    "why does it hurt so much?"

    "Because it was REAL!"

    Has to be one of the worst, cheesiest and badly acted interactions in movie history, it's up there with all the romance scenes in the star wars prequels. I cackled when I first heard it

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Is this the hobbit? I stopped watching after the first one betrayed young me so badly.

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  • [–] 50 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    Their worst sin in my opinion is actually how they split off the end of the Smaug storyline to be resolved in, like, the first five minutes of the third movie (literally before the title) rather than resolving it in the second movie. Huge pacing mistake.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    WHAT? Like, I know that the battle and stuff does happen after Smaug, so he’s not the final event of the book like you’d think, but I can’t imagine jumping into the third movie for a weirdly quick pay-off and then watching them drag out the battle for basically an entire movie.

    God the more I know about these movies the happier I am in my choice to just cherish the book on its own.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    But how would you cram in some unnecessary romance without dreamy eyed elves?

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    D'ye no find these eyes a wee bit dreamy?"

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    He's a dream, but I'm biased as I match him in height, figure and beard.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    Well... you know what they say: if Frodo can go to Osgiliath...

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    The people they fight for are mostly not in the book either so I don't see a problem

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