As if she ever stops at 400

that'd be like 80 loads

4chan version is that but with rainbow dash

That looks like intestinal horror to me

My ex would probably have a few things to say about that, amiright! (kill me).

Imagine a universe where plants were responsible for modern climate change, Earth Day celebrated deforestation, and Impossible Foods was developing this monster fiber-chicken.

Whole grain chicken

You coud try eating the pellicle from a batch of kombucha.

Pretty much all they are. That and 97% hormone.

You don't know untill you try. For me, maybe consuming 400 existential dread doses a day doesn't register.

(/s maybe, this is a tongue in cheek post... )

400 calories of owls is less than one owl, owls aren't tic tacs

High fiber salads should decrease gastric emptying speed. Grain doesn't have a lot of fiber or protein to break down so it shouldn't spend much time in your stomach in the first place. Amylases are generally doing their work in your saliva and small intestine.

you gotta have the legumes