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submitted 2 years ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world [M] to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago* (4 children)

Someone should create a breed of chicken that's primarily fibrous matter and water.

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[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Imagine a universe where plants were responsible for modern climate change, Earth Day celebrated deforestation, and Impossible Foods was developing this monster fiber-chicken.

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[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 9 points 2 years ago

I guess photosynthetic life has been responsible for catastrophic climate change before

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[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 years ago

Whole grain chicken

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[–] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

You coud try eating the pellicle from a batch of kombucha.

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[–] hate2bme@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago

Pretty much all they are. That and 97% hormone.

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