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[–] 23 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

If it's as intuitive as the check engine lights we have today, it could mean anything from a slightly dirty plasma conduit to 'the warp core is mid-breach'.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    They better run a level 1 diagnostic to figure it out

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago

    The "check dilithium chamber" light has been on since Starbase 34.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    Just imagining Tom Paris rocking up, shoving Geordie out of the way, and starting a lecture on 20th century earth automobiles.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    The ship has been rearranged in design with both warp core engines aimed in two different angles for maximum efficiency.

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  • I think it means you need to reverse the polarity of something. Or do something with auxillary power.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Geordi: It's nothing to worry about really, Data. If we were on the original NCC-1701, this would be a bigger deal, but on modern models like ours, we can probably safely ignore this for a while.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Better eject the warp core immediately.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    If it's anything like my vehicle, they forgot to securely tighten the gas dilithium cap after refueling.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    the mass tachyon flow sensor has been acting up again

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    "... and for some reason the ODB 2 connector is under your console on the bridge, Data. You have to take the ashtray out to get to it." - Geordie, probably

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago*

    It's clearly an experimental Romulan warship.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Time to realign something or reverse some polarity somewhere.

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