1. Fitted sheet must have label on bottom right seam
  2. Salted butter wrapping text must be red. Unsalted blue.
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[–] 32 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I want all counties to come together and agree what sounds we use for animals.

All bags of pet food must be self sealing.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    All bags of pet food must be self sealing.

    Your wish is granted. All pet food bags now have integrated AI to help with SmartSeal self sealing.

    A finger on the monkey's paw curls.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Lmao, I worded that wrong. Like, they should all have a way to seal them shut again. Most of them you just open, I want a little ziploc top or something

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    The cat food I get has the plastic Velcro at the top. It's pretty handy.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    My cats eat through the bag of any pet food in the house, unless I put it somewhere so completely unreachable its difficult for me and impossible for my wife to get to it. We just use a couple of old coolers to store theirs and the dogs food.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    The one I buy has a Ziploc but it's very shittily attached to the inside of the bag. So sometimes it breaks off and then both sides of the Ziploc are stuck to one wall of the bag and it becomes useless.

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