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[–] 16 points 2 years ago (1 child)

It makes sense if you believe in science and stuff, but if you were a true Christian you would know that holly sweet Jesus of America turned water into wine, which has nothing to do with alcohol. It is His sacred blood that for some reason also tastes like old grape juice. Don’t judge me and make your own research.

Thoughts and prayers, libtard!

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    Lol, that's so true. I have seen some evangelicals knot themselves into pretzels over alcohol content in wine, trying desperately to retcon somehow "alcohol-free" alcoholic beverages back into first century Middle Eastern history.

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