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[–] TrismegistusMx@lemmy.world 242 points 2 years ago (5 children) Fruits that fall off the tree ferment and make alcohol. Monkeys, apes, and other animals eat them for the alcoholic effect. permalink fedilink source hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 65 points 2 years ago (3 children) God didn't make those. Wait. Shit. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] asdfasdfasdf@lemmy.world 84 points 2 years ago (1 child) They were manufactured by fallen fruit. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 20 points 2 years ago So perfect. permalink fedilink source parent [+] Coehl@programming.dev 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] Zron@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) Yeast is the Devil confirmed. Bread is the devil’s food permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago I thought that was a kind of cake. permalink fedilink source parent [–] teft@startrek.website 42 points 2 years ago (5 children) Birds get drunk off fermented berries. And it's the funniest shit you will ever watch. Well...until you find out that drunk birds crash into windows a lot. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] DarthNinja@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 years ago (2 children) This is the main reason birds have a hard time getting a driver's license permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 years ago It's maybe a reason, but I'm sure there are bigger issues considering how much drunk drivers WITH a license there are permalink fedilink source parent [–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Also, many species of birds don't live to be 16 (some do, though, but those ones also rarely drive.) permalink fedilink source parent [–] dgendreau@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago Bees also get drunk off fermented fruit, and they are mean ass drunks. Source: I grew up on an apple farm. permalink fedilink source parent [–] qupada@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago Mmmmm hmmmm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSM3x9G7eTQ permalink fedilink source parent [–] too_high_for_this@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago OMG my blackberry bushes... those poor drunk idiots... permalink fedilink source parent [–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago So that's why they crash into windows... permalink fedilink source parent [–] fidodo@lemm.ee 37 points 2 years ago* (2 children) If anything, God made alcohol incredibly prevalent and easy to discover and produce permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) The apple Eve bit into was fermented for sure permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] can@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Can you make alcohol out of figs? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] scrapeus@feddit.de 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) You can basically make alcohol out of anything with sugar and the right yeast. Actually Fig and/or Plum wine is pretty good. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethanol_fermentation permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Resistentialism@feddit.uk 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Hell, you can even alcohol with your butt. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] scrapeus@feddit.de 0 points 2 years ago (1 child) Don't forget vagina yoghurt permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Resistentialism@feddit.uk 1 point 2 years ago Also, vagina beer. And vagina bread. Still wanna try some of that permalink fedilink source parent [–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago Apples naturally contain yeast, they'll literally turn to alcohol on their own if you give them time. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Pandantic@midwest.social 16 points 2 years ago And that’s not even to mention all the psychoactive plants out there. The Earth makes many a mind-altering substance without the help of man. permalink fedilink source parent [–] joneskind@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 child) It makes sense if you believe in science and stuff, but if you were a true Christian you would know that holly sweet Jesus of America turned water into wine, which has nothing to do with alcohol. It is His sacred blood that for some reason also tastes like old grape juice. Don’t judge me and make your own research. Thoughts and prayers, libtard! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) Lol, that's so true. I have seen some evangelicals knot themselves into pretzels over alcohol content in wine, trying desperately to retcon somehow "alcohol-free" alcoholic beverages back into first century Middle Eastern history. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 65 points 2 years ago (3 children) God didn't make those. Wait. Shit. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] asdfasdfasdf@lemmy.world 84 points 2 years ago (1 child) They were manufactured by fallen fruit. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 20 points 2 years ago So perfect. permalink fedilink source parent [+] Coehl@programming.dev 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] Zron@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) Yeast is the Devil confirmed. Bread is the devil’s food permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago I thought that was a kind of cake. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] asdfasdfasdf@lemmy.world 84 points 2 years ago (1 child) They were manufactured by fallen fruit. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 20 points 2 years ago So perfect. permalink fedilink source parent
[+] Coehl@programming.dev 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Zron@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) Yeast is the Devil confirmed. Bread is the devil’s food permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago I thought that was a kind of cake. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago I thought that was a kind of cake. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] teft@startrek.website 42 points 2 years ago (5 children) Birds get drunk off fermented berries. And it's the funniest shit you will ever watch. Well...until you find out that drunk birds crash into windows a lot. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] DarthNinja@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 years ago (2 children) This is the main reason birds have a hard time getting a driver's license permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 years ago It's maybe a reason, but I'm sure there are bigger issues considering how much drunk drivers WITH a license there are permalink fedilink source parent [–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Also, many species of birds don't live to be 16 (some do, though, but those ones also rarely drive.) permalink fedilink source parent [–] dgendreau@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago Bees also get drunk off fermented fruit, and they are mean ass drunks. Source: I grew up on an apple farm. permalink fedilink source parent [–] qupada@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago Mmmmm hmmmm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSM3x9G7eTQ permalink fedilink source parent [–] too_high_for_this@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago OMG my blackberry bushes... those poor drunk idiots... permalink fedilink source parent [–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago So that's why they crash into windows... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DarthNinja@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 years ago (2 children) This is the main reason birds have a hard time getting a driver's license permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 years ago It's maybe a reason, but I'm sure there are bigger issues considering how much drunk drivers WITH a license there are permalink fedilink source parent [–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Also, many species of birds don't live to be 16 (some do, though, but those ones also rarely drive.) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 years ago It's maybe a reason, but I'm sure there are bigger issues considering how much drunk drivers WITH a license there are permalink fedilink source parent
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Also, many species of birds don't live to be 16 (some do, though, but those ones also rarely drive.) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dgendreau@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago Bees also get drunk off fermented fruit, and they are mean ass drunks. Source: I grew up on an apple farm. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] qupada@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago Mmmmm hmmmm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSM3x9G7eTQ permalink fedilink source parent
[–] too_high_for_this@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago OMG my blackberry bushes... those poor drunk idiots... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago So that's why they crash into windows... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fidodo@lemm.ee 37 points 2 years ago* (2 children) If anything, God made alcohol incredibly prevalent and easy to discover and produce permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) The apple Eve bit into was fermented for sure permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] can@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Can you make alcohol out of figs? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] scrapeus@feddit.de 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) You can basically make alcohol out of anything with sugar and the right yeast. Actually Fig and/or Plum wine is pretty good. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethanol_fermentation permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Resistentialism@feddit.uk 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Hell, you can even alcohol with your butt. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] scrapeus@feddit.de 0 points 2 years ago (1 child) Don't forget vagina yoghurt permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Resistentialism@feddit.uk 1 point 2 years ago Also, vagina beer. And vagina bread. Still wanna try some of that permalink fedilink source parent [–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago Apples naturally contain yeast, they'll literally turn to alcohol on their own if you give them time. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) The apple Eve bit into was fermented for sure permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] can@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Can you make alcohol out of figs? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] scrapeus@feddit.de 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) You can basically make alcohol out of anything with sugar and the right yeast. Actually Fig and/or Plum wine is pretty good. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethanol_fermentation permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Resistentialism@feddit.uk 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Hell, you can even alcohol with your butt. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] scrapeus@feddit.de 0 points 2 years ago (1 child) Don't forget vagina yoghurt permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Resistentialism@feddit.uk 1 point 2 years ago Also, vagina beer. And vagina bread. Still wanna try some of that permalink fedilink source parent
[–] can@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Can you make alcohol out of figs? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] scrapeus@feddit.de 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) You can basically make alcohol out of anything with sugar and the right yeast. Actually Fig and/or Plum wine is pretty good. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethanol_fermentation permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Resistentialism@feddit.uk 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Hell, you can even alcohol with your butt. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] scrapeus@feddit.de 0 points 2 years ago (1 child) Don't forget vagina yoghurt permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Resistentialism@feddit.uk 1 point 2 years ago Also, vagina beer. And vagina bread. Still wanna try some of that permalink fedilink source parent
[–] scrapeus@feddit.de 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) You can basically make alcohol out of anything with sugar and the right yeast. Actually Fig and/or Plum wine is pretty good. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethanol_fermentation permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Resistentialism@feddit.uk 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Hell, you can even alcohol with your butt. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] scrapeus@feddit.de 0 points 2 years ago (1 child) Don't forget vagina yoghurt permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Resistentialism@feddit.uk 1 point 2 years ago Also, vagina beer. And vagina bread. Still wanna try some of that permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Resistentialism@feddit.uk 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Hell, you can even alcohol with your butt. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] scrapeus@feddit.de 0 points 2 years ago (1 child) Don't forget vagina yoghurt permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Resistentialism@feddit.uk 1 point 2 years ago Also, vagina beer. And vagina bread. Still wanna try some of that permalink fedilink source parent
[–] scrapeus@feddit.de 0 points 2 years ago (1 child) Don't forget vagina yoghurt permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Resistentialism@feddit.uk 1 point 2 years ago Also, vagina beer. And vagina bread. Still wanna try some of that permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Resistentialism@feddit.uk 1 point 2 years ago Also, vagina beer. And vagina bread. Still wanna try some of that permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago Apples naturally contain yeast, they'll literally turn to alcohol on their own if you give them time. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 16 points 2 years ago And that’s not even to mention all the psychoactive plants out there. The Earth makes many a mind-altering substance without the help of man. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] joneskind@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 child) It makes sense if you believe in science and stuff, but if you were a true Christian you would know that holly sweet Jesus of America turned water into wine, which has nothing to do with alcohol. It is His sacred blood that for some reason also tastes like old grape juice. Don’t judge me and make your own research. Thoughts and prayers, libtard! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) Lol, that's so true. I have seen some evangelicals knot themselves into pretzels over alcohol content in wine, trying desperately to retcon somehow "alcohol-free" alcoholic beverages back into first century Middle Eastern history. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) Lol, that's so true. I have seen some evangelicals knot themselves into pretzels over alcohol content in wine, trying desperately to retcon somehow "alcohol-free" alcoholic beverages back into first century Middle Eastern history. permalink fedilink source parent
