▲ 696 ▼ Signs point to yes. (lemmy.world) submitted 2 years ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works 15 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 22 points 2 years ago (2 children) Sounds like a great writing prompt. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago Jimmy swore up and down that he didn't know that the magic 8 ball could do that. Unfortunately for him, the TSA agents were unable to hear him over the increasingly louder and more rapid beeping sounds made by said magic 8 ball. Within moments, Jimmy was on the ground with the weight of a TSA agent on his back and the cool steel of a handgun pressed to his neck. "Don't fucking move," ordered a TSA agent. Another agent immediately followed up with, "I'll blow your head off if you try anything." As the magic 8 ball liked to say to him sometimes, for Jimmy, his outlook was not so good. permalink fedilink source parent [–] casmael@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago Sounds like a thermal detonator…… permalink fedilink source parent
[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago Jimmy swore up and down that he didn't know that the magic 8 ball could do that. Unfortunately for him, the TSA agents were unable to hear him over the increasingly louder and more rapid beeping sounds made by said magic 8 ball. Within moments, Jimmy was on the ground with the weight of a TSA agent on his back and the cool steel of a handgun pressed to his neck. "Don't fucking move," ordered a TSA agent. Another agent immediately followed up with, "I'll blow your head off if you try anything." As the magic 8 ball liked to say to him sometimes, for Jimmy, his outlook was not so good. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] casmael@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago Sounds like a thermal detonator…… permalink fedilink source parent
