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Post your favorite doohickeys (incl. vehicles) (suppo.fi)

submitted 2 years ago* by dactylotheca@suppo.fi to c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works

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[–] bbuez@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Youtube honeypot??

Not sure if this counts, but I feel like I'd be put on a list for watching this

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[–] dactylotheca@suppo.fi [S] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Like I just wrote in another comment, I'm a doohickey anarchist: anything you think is a doohickey is a doohickey.

I feel like I'd be put on a list for watching this

You're saying that like it's a bad thing

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[–] z00s@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

You mean the cool kids list? 😎

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[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I think you'd be short a few fingers if you tried firing a live round from that thing.

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[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I was gonna point out that printed guns usually use proper metal barrels, but no, that fuckin thing sitting in the ejection port looks like a printed barrel. What the hell.

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[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 years ago

Even if it had a metal barrel, the forces from firing a bullet would probably tear the gun in half. The gun is made of plastic, and presumably, the hinge it uses to fold in half is also made of plastic.

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[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago

That's what Tor is for

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