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Post your favorite doohickeys (incl. vehicles) (suppo.fi)

submitted 2 years ago* by dactylotheca@suppo.fi to c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 137 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

Slightly modified doohickey

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[–] dactylotheca@suppo.fi [S] 70 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Well that's downright demonic

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[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 39 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You might even say it's the core of demon...onic s-stuff

fuck

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[–] dactylotheca@suppo.fi [S] 30 points 2 years ago

You tried, that's what matters ❤️

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago

F for effort <3

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[–] ReeferPirate@lemy.lol 19 points 2 years ago

Looks pretty rad to me

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[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Quite hardcore

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[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I don’t get it

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[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago*

It's the demon core.

TLDR: there was an "experiment" that involved using a screwdriver to hold the top half of the cover to get the core as close to critical as possible. One time the screwdriver slipped and the top fell releasing a huge amount of radiation in a very short amount of time.

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[+] NJSpradlin@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

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[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 27 points 2 years ago (3 children)

No explosion, just radiation and heat. Everyone nearby is dead, just not instantly.

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[–] yokonzo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

At that point I'm just picking it up and holding it against the back of my cranium, no point in prolonging it

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

There are few things more terrifying than this concept... To be alive, healthy, and also dead in just a day or two...

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[+] NJSpradlin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

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[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 years ago

I was just intuiting the answer based on watching a bunch of educational videos, I am not qualified to do the math on this lol.

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[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago

The closer the faster, days to weeks if you're getting the full dose, months if you're unlucky enough to get prolonged medical treatment

Further away, you might get away with losing your hair and developing cancer

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