▲ 174 ▼ TIL "How do you dress?" means "Which pants leg do you put your penis down?" (www.realmenrealstyle.com) submitted 2 years ago by salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/til@lemmy.world 114 comments fedilink hide all child comments So the tailor doesn't touch your penis when they're measuring you
[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Guess someone stole a part of your genitalia meant to protect a more sensitive part. Who would've guessed that mutilating children's genitals can be harmful? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (2 children) Chaffing doesn't suddenly stop being chaffing because your sausage comes with a casing. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 2 points 2 years ago Foreskin is a fair bit more resilient than frenulum. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* (1 child) Well my non-circumsized penis hangs out in my left pant leg and even without underwear, I've never had chaffing as an issue. Have you? Have you even an uncircumsized dick? Because, how would you know if you don't? The only time that's been even slightly an issue is when putting on pants without underwear just after sex, putting on jeans without underwear and while the foreskin was behind the glans and not on it. Which is when I'll just grab my junk, roll the hood back down to cover most of the glans and then no chaffing. And if you don't put your dick in your leg, where else would you? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] invisiblegorilla@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago But, have you ever caught it in the zip.....? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (2 children) Chaffing doesn't suddenly stop being chaffing because your sausage comes with a casing. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 2 points 2 years ago Foreskin is a fair bit more resilient than frenulum. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* (1 child) Well my non-circumsized penis hangs out in my left pant leg and even without underwear, I've never had chaffing as an issue. Have you? Have you even an uncircumsized dick? Because, how would you know if you don't? The only time that's been even slightly an issue is when putting on pants without underwear just after sex, putting on jeans without underwear and while the foreskin was behind the glans and not on it. Which is when I'll just grab my junk, roll the hood back down to cover most of the glans and then no chaffing. And if you don't put your dick in your leg, where else would you? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] invisiblegorilla@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago But, have you ever caught it in the zip.....? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 2 points 2 years ago Foreskin is a fair bit more resilient than frenulum. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* (1 child) Well my non-circumsized penis hangs out in my left pant leg and even without underwear, I've never had chaffing as an issue. Have you? Have you even an uncircumsized dick? Because, how would you know if you don't? The only time that's been even slightly an issue is when putting on pants without underwear just after sex, putting on jeans without underwear and while the foreskin was behind the glans and not on it. Which is when I'll just grab my junk, roll the hood back down to cover most of the glans and then no chaffing. And if you don't put your dick in your leg, where else would you? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] invisiblegorilla@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago But, have you ever caught it in the zip.....? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] invisiblegorilla@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago But, have you ever caught it in the zip.....? permalink fedilink source parent